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“I’ll say sorry, but I’m not taking off my glasses.”

The other day, a very educational discussion arose after we just learned us some math, due to some students making some mean remarks about the young Justin Bieber. I pickpocketed my pensieve and told them when I was in high school, guys were saying the same thing about a little known band named N’Sync, with a main dude named Justin Timberlake, that is now one of the coolest dudes on the planet.

After a few inquiries, I described to them what it took to be classified as “cool.” Cool is just like the word that describes it. It’s timeless and elegant, used in any situation. Free of awkwardness and able to contain a swagger, but with confidence, without dipping toes into the pool of arrogance. Okay, so maybe the word “cool” doesn’t fit all that criteria, but you smell what I’m droppin.

Well, upon mentioning “coolest dude on the planet” the students proceeded to ask me to list who I thought were the “coolest dudes on the planet.” Off the top of my head, this is what we got. (Disclaimer: I am in no way insinuating that I possess this “cool”, I am merely an observer, and an American.)

Justin Timberlake

Ryan Seacrest

LeBron James

Brad Pitt

Ryan Reynolds

Zach Efron

John Krasinski

Michael Jordan

Andy Samberg

Ferris Bueller

(Obviously, I only put famous people, because if it included people I know, then it would just be your name.)

Now, there are those sad cases where someone whom possesses this “cool,” strays from the light uses his powers for evil. The video below, is of a young man who could’ve been one of the greats, but decided to use his powers in a less ethical arena.

WARNING: This is a news report, but it shows the equivalent of a man wearing a speedo. So, I told you, and I’m sorry. Please, forgive me.

“With great power, comes great responsibility.” -Ben Parker

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  • Anonymous

    You are free to have your own opinion on your blog, but I would have to put Ryan Seacrest at the #1 spot. Don’t get me wrong, Justin is “cool”, but his ability to sing & dance puts him at a slight advantage. Seacrest is the “coolest” dude on the planet, and all he does is talk. Yea, he is a television producer, but the public only sees him talk.

    I respect your ranking, but I have to say Ryan Seacrest is “THE COOLEST DUDE ON THE PLANET”!!

    Inmon “out”

    • http://www.tylertarver.com Tyler Tarver

      they’re in order alphabetically by middle name. not ranked.

      i can see your love you have for ryan. i daresay….true love?

  • woody woodpecker

    After reading the first comment I can’t decided if Rachel or Ashley wrote it. Because there is no way a self respecting man could have that kind of view of ryan seacrest. The only good thing i have to say about ryan is that he gives short guys everywhere hope that they can make it in the television industry. My list wouldn’t include seacrest (made up name, btw) but it would include jim carrey, adam sandler, matthew mcconaughey, robert downey jr, jude law, and ben franklin. hollar…

  • http://www.jinmon.wordpress.com Josh

    self respecting enough to know “cool” when i see. also, self respecting enough to not use the nickname of woody woodpecker. im not sure who you are, but considering you mentioned my wife and sister, im pretty sure you either know me or you’re stalking me.

    either of those options, may put YOU at the top of the list of “coolest person on the planet”!

  • http://www.mattrothacher.com Matt Rothacher

    I’d bump seacrest too, and I’d like to lobby for Gerard Butler, and Hugh Jackman. Cause lets face it Leonidas & Wolverine are wicked cool.

  • http://callanedquist.theworldrace.org Callan Edquist

    I appreciate your insight Tyler, your are wise beyond your years. I’ve noticed the banter about Ryan Seacrest and I would put him in my cool list right behind Hitler, but I respect your opinion. -Much love

  • http://www.tylertarver.com Tyler Tarver

    All very good additions made.

    Seacrest, I dunno, the reason he’s there, is cause the guy always keeps his cool. The big joke on “Knocked Up” was him losing his cool, which he never does. He also deals with some of the most awkward people and he just kinda rolls their comments and keeps the conversation going on the spot. Just always seems like he’s got the right reaction to nearly every situation.

    But still, very nice additions. I think everyone who commented should get together and have a panel, like the View.

  • http://jinmon.wordpress.com jinmon

    Whatever! I win, cause I called it!

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