Stuff Students Say: Summer School Edition

Through here and on twitter I’ve documented just an aisle 7 taste test of some of the sometimes intelligent and usually ridiculous stuff I’ve heard my students say.

Summer schoolers did not disappoint. The only problem was I forgot to write them down. Here are a few I just happened to recall to record.

I was running as fast as I could in slow motion.

Student 1: I wanna do something intense.

Student 2: Like camping? (think about it)

I’d never put my child in a cuss word suit.

It’s a whole new ballgame of worms.

Shave your head, not drugs.

Student 1: You guys gotta come see this, this dude is sick with these card tricks.

Student 2: Did he throw up?

Nobody got pregnant til I got pregnant.