The Great Shirt Giveaway

July 8, 2010 in pointless with 30 Comments

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That was it people. 100 posts.

This is my dalmatian post*, so, I thought it would be fun to look back at the past 100 little darlings and kinda find out a bit more about who the jazz actually reads this drivel.

For a little fun reviewness, here are the top 10 clicked posts out of the first 100.

1. Letter from my 13 year old Self

2. Surprise Trust Falls

3. Real Life Superhero

4. Lost 607: Dr. Linus

5. Magic Milk

6. 2 cool 4 school

7. My First Drug Deal

8. Fads Through the Ages

9. Nikon Festival Farewell

10. Musical & Athletic Abilities Diagrams

Now, more importantly…

Who are you?

You look so lovely today and I don’t even know your name.

If you’ve read any of my early posts, I always thanked my mom and Amanda for being the only people that read this. Come to find out, they don’t. At all. If that’s not demoralizing, you’re not American.

So, in order to kinda say hello with some direction, I thought we’d do a little giveaway. Last year, I had some shirts made that people could buy on my old site.

Not one person did.

So, since nobody wants to buy ‘em, I’m pretty sure that makes them priceless. Now you can win one fo free. I’m gonna give away one of each color, 2 shirts total, to two different people, and I’ll pay for the shipping.

The shirts (as shown) depict a grandmother knitting with thug life tattooed on her fingers. Classic Phil.

The blue one’s made of angel dust and unicorn bits, cause wearing it’s like wearing a cloud (American Apparel).

The yellow one is just a regular 50/50 tee. Yucky Ducky, but it’s still free.

You can also see these shirts in action in the following video. Dunkin Flicka.

Anyways, I want to know more about you and your pretty face. So, answer 3 or more of the following questions.

1. Your name and/or website (can be made up to protect identities)

2. A famous person you think you’d be bff with if you had more money or they had less fame and why.

3. Your favorite website (if you say mine I swear I’ll call liar and you’ll go to prison)

4. How you stumbled upon this site.

5. Your favorite superhero and why.

Now, everyone that comments will get a name in the drawing for one of these “priceless” shirts (by priceless, that means they’re not for sale cause no one will pay human money for them).

If you would like to have your name in the drawing twice, then just let me know that you will reTweet or Facebook share this post or any other post I have on here or whatthejazz, or if you don’t have the internet, you can draw an amateur sketch of a post and send it through the Postal Service.

Unnecessary Elaboration: For a double entry, just send out a tweet or facebook message, “Win an expensive free priceless shirt at http://www.tylertarver.com” or something funny and/or make believe for the double input. Make sure you tell me in your comment that you did. If you lie, then all your hair will fall out and stick to your eyeballs. Kazaam.

The last day to submit your name in the drawing is exactly one week from today, July 16th, of the two thousand tens.

There ain’t no woman that can take your spot my love.

*101, duh.

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  • Brad Keener

    1. Bradley Keener
    2. Brett Favre. We’re both pretty awesome.
    3. http://www.addictinggames.com
    4. Your facebook.
    5. Batman. He’s just a regular dude with sweet toys. He don’t need no magic powers.

  • http://barrycyrus.wordpress.com barrycyrus

    1. Barry Viloria IDIOTBOX: You say mean, I say manbitch.

    2. Lindsay Lohan. I can party like her, but I ain’t going to jail with her.

    3. Scene360. I feel like an artiste (yes, with an E) just by visiting it. Even if the universe completely disagrees.

    4. I just graduated college. Moved out from my mom’s house and transferred to the web. Yes, I live in the Internet. I’m a cursed bum, who just found your site by constant clicking.

    5. I have to say Rogue of the X-Men. Cos she really sucks the energy out of someone and copies it. She’s sassy, fierce yet vulnerable. Like most of us, people. Okay, get me a grater.I;m gettin’ cheesy.

  • DANIEL

    1. My name is Daniel and I don’t own a website, but I do frequent them.
    2. Given the opportunity, I would befriend Marky Mark Wahlberg, because I think he’s pretty fly (for a white guy) and his name is fun to say with a new england accent.
    3. My favorite website used to be HomeStarRunner, but is now StuffChristiansLike by @prodigaljohn.
    4. I stumbled onto your site this week via a link tweeted by @bryanallain. I stuck around and started following you on twitter because of your reference to Benton, AR in your 13-yr-old letter. I grew up in the Rock.
    5. My favorite superhero is currently Secret Agent Oso, mostly because he’s my son’s favority, but also because he reminds me of me. That guy is dumb and screws up all the time, receives a lot of help from a lot of friends, and still gets rewarded in the end. It sounds a lot like my walk with Christ.

  • DANIEL

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  • Emily Hogue

    1. Emmy be me! Here be my art – http://solitarytraveler.deviantart.com/

    2. David Tennant. He’s an amazing British actor of my favorite TV show, Doctor Who. He has a crazy fashion sense that somehow works, and hair that defies gravity. He’s nifty, quick, and a dang hott guy. :D

    3. DeviantArt, for i be artsy; and YouTube, for i have no music of my own.

    4. You told me about it. In Geometry class. Then i proceeded to snoop around and found you videos hilarious. Go 7th Period!!

    5. I have many, but for now i have to say Nightcrawler. He’s furry, blue, and can sword fight with his tail. Beat that Tarver. JK, but i love his back story, and all the pursecution he had to go through just for being different. Sounds like alot of people in this world.

    Also, Tweeted, and Facebooked!!

  • http://jakekohlmeyer.wordpress.com Jake

    1. Your name and/or website (can be made up to protect identities) = Jake Kohlmeyer. Future English teacher, tech nerd, and all around funny, odd, and confusing guy. Website: Just typed it above!

    2. A famous person you think you’d be bff with if you had more money or they had less fame and why. = Three that I could think of: (1) Betty White (in a fun step-grandma kind of way, and bc she’s Betty White), (2) TV’s Craig Ferguson of the Late Late Show (bc anyone with a scottish accent and who can be funny gets major props in my opinion), or (3) Steve Jobs (bc I love all things Mac and even if he wasn’t famous maybe he’d hook me up with some sweet discounts!?!).

    3. Your favorite website (if you say mine I swear I’ll call liar and you’ll go to prison) = Not wanting to go to prison since it would kill my chances of getting a teaching job, my fav website would have to be either Stuff Christians Like or Youtube. Both sit next to each other on my bookmarks bar.

    4. How you stumbled upon this site. = Randomly through twitter. I think you tweeted something about teaching, and I was reading through posts and tweets and thought, dang, I gotta follow this guy. Maybe it was my inner teacher? Or maybe because I thought some of your videos were totally awesome!

    5. Your favorite superhero and why. = No joke, it would have to be Perry the Platypus off of the Disney show Phineas & Ferb. I saw this kid doodling one day when observing a high school class and I had to google this thing once I knew what it was, and bam, what’s better than a crime-fighting duck-like clacking-sounding mammal thing that wears a hat?

    P.S. I’m not totally into this just for the shirt, I just like to communicate with people :D but the randomness makes that shirt design awesome

  • http://jakekohlmeyer.wordpress.com Jake

    And I totally messed up on my site = jakeonthejourney.wordpress.com

  • mikey mikes

    1. Michael “JOE” McDaniel

    2. Jimmy Fallon. I’m pretty sure that the only reason he has a show is because Conan got promoted (then demoted) from NBC. Be that as it may, I feel like we would be bff’s if I had a few extra bucks in my pocket and could afford to buy Armani suits every now and again. Plus, who wouldn’t want to kick it Quest Love every night?

    3. Sadly, it’s the SEC blog on espn.com by Chris Low. I know. Lame. But it’s the site I visit the most by far. Someday I’m going to get paid for talking about SEC football on the radio.

    4. Because your Grant Banks boy and I freakin’ love you.

    5. My favorite super hero is Dwight K. Schrute. Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.

  • Josh Inmon

    1. Josh wants the blue shirt or nothing at all.
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  • http://bradphearson.wordpress.com/ Brad Phearson

    1. My name is Brad Phearson..http://bradphearson.wordpress.com/
    2.The situation from Jersey Shore. me and him would fistpump and we would be ” THE SITUATION”
    3. I would have to say facebook or youtube. ESPN to
    4. i needed to do Distance Formula so i looked it up and found your video. then I started to watch your vids and noticed how damn funny they were! like the notebook 2.. i still laugh at it.
    5. spiderman!! let me answer your question with a question. wouldnt you wan2 jump from building to building or climb up stuff?

    my facebook proof… http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100000373732166

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  • Alex Fuller

    Alex, Found it on Stumbleupon, and Batman because he’s epic as Sh*t

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    1. Matt Rothacher
    http://www.freetheyeti.com

    2. Taylor Swift you know if I was single & didn’t like the Jonas brothers

    3. I’m a trend pimp and facebook is probably my most used. With YouTube a close runner up.

    4. Dustin Sams

    5. Used to be Superman for the obvious reason that he’s got a cape and red boots
    But lately it’s been Wolverine cause of Hugh Jackmans facial hair… which perhaps means I should change my number two answer.

    Put me in twice dog as the retweet is in route!

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    Ben Stiller and/or Adam Sandler

    Facebook, Youtube, Woot in no particular order.

    Tyler Durden made me come to this site

    Superman…Truth, Justice, and the American Way.

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    2. Probably Miley Cyrus cause we were meant to be.

    3. I would have to go with Twitter, some really funny things are said there sometimes.

    4. I watch your hilarious videos!

    5. Flash, it’d be pretty cool to be as fast as he is.

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    5. I think I’d be Batman. He’s awesome because he made himself (with some help of a traumatic childhood experience and a trust fund) that way. Not because he snuck up on a horse and it kicked him into a vat of radioactive material that was blasted into space and passed through the aurora borealis (I have no idea how to spell that) on the way.

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    2. I think I could be best friends forever with any of the Jonas Brothers, they seem pretty down to earth and to love Jesus…great combination :)
    3. stuffchristianslike.net
    4. I read one of your comments on tylerstanton.com (I think) and though “Hey, this guy seems cool/funny/random”..and I was right :)
    5. Not really into super-heroes, but if I had to choose one I’d say Super-Woman because that’s who I used to dress up as every year for the Dominican equivalent of Halloween.

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    hulu.com is my favorite website. Free tv shows!!!

    I’m not sure how I got here, either “Stuff Christians Like” or twitter.

    Batman is my favorite superhero because he has no superpowers, but still is super awesome!

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