Stuff Students Said

Here are a few of the things I have heard in the past few weeks from students. At least what I’ve remembered to write down

The only people that work at Pizza Hut are homeless people and drug addicts.

I am your student and I reside on the Legit Star.

That’s one of my dreams, to move to Pakistan and be a cab driver.

Student A: That’s cause this little nerd club back here won’t shutup!

Student B: We’re called the Science Squad!

Don’t smile, it’s terrible for your lungs.

I don’t think I would mind marrying an orange gummy bear. But only orange, because you always know what to expect.

Student: Can we trust anything you say?

Me: No.

Student: At least you’re honest.

You were on TV? My aunt was too, on Jerry Springer. True Story.

Buy the ice cream, it’s free now.

She picks her nose, for a reason.

Me: …so then my buddy drove off with the homeless guy’s bag.

Student: Did he look in it?

Other Student: I bet the had a magic wand and elephant boots.

Don’t think of it as kidnapping, but as surprise babysitting.

This is our future people.

Question: Who was your favorite teacher and why?