What?: The Definitive Collection

So, I’ve resolved to stop saying “so” every time I start a sentence. It’s not going well.

So, I have resolved to start a new tradition on here where I post a video every week. Lofty? Yes. Crazy? Yes. Crofty? Yes. Most of them will suck, but anything else just wouldn’t be my style.

Also, starting a new thing to go along with it that I’m excited about like a rash scratch, read it after the video.

Wow. Life changing, right? Here’s the deal:

I am going to give away one object that appeared in the video to you, possibly. It could be a fedora, a dining table, my son Titus, or anything else that appears in the video. Excited? You should be.

All you have to do to be eligible is either post a link to this post/video on your Twitter, Facebook, and/or website. Taking questions, yes, you in the front with the hair:

Can we post it more than once across the web to get our name in the hat more? Yes. As many time as you post it, you are entered.

Will I have to pay for shipping? No. I’ll foot the shipping cost because I’m rich, all you have to do is receive the shipment.

When is the last day to post it to be eligible for this amazing giveaway? One week from today, February 11th, is the deadline.

How will you know we did it? You have to leave a comment on this post declaring that you tweeted/statused/posted it and how many times.

Can I say it’s the worst video ever? I always encourage you to be honest.

So, if you throw this post out there on Twitter/Facebook/Blog, you could win an amazing prize featured in this video, just leave a comment if you do.

Ps I love you.