Stuff Students Sayin

Welcome back to another thrilling episode of When Harry met Sally: The Musical. What? Great start.

This is the 4th installment of the crap my students have said. Like you absolutely loved what they say, said, and Summer School Edition, you’re going to literally want to fall head-over-toes in love with this one.

• Tarver, are you going through manopause?
• Student A: Glee’s better than LOST. Student B: You’re literally spitting poop from your mouth right now.
• I had to talk to them, they’re sisters.
• I had a dream about you, you were yelling at me, but it got better.
• I don’t know what she say, I be in the house watching BET.
• When I die I want to be eaten by a shark, that way, I’ll be all over the ocean and not stuck under ground.
• Homework? Ugh, gross.
• I hate you, I wish you’d not die, but go into a coma, then we could all just stare at you.
• Student A: I’ve been to your house. Student B: You’ve never been to my house unless I was unaware of it, and we need to talk.
• I’m not as good at this as I am at duck duck goose.
• That looks like Star Wars gold.
• I knew you had a boy because everyone has a boy and a girl.
• He’d moonwalk but he doesn’t have bowling shoes.

That’s all I got right now.

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve heard lately?

(There is one more that I just don’t know if I feel right about, because it can be construed as racist maybe, but you just have to know the kid that said it is more ditsy than mean. I’ll put it in the comments and let you decide if you want to see it.)