Stuff Students Speakin

March 28, 2011 in school with 10 Comments

In case you haven’t read the other things the Future Presidents of our country have said, be sure to check what they say, said, sayin, and summer school saying.

These are are actual quotes I have heard from actual people. Granted, their brains may have not fully developed.

  • Did you know know Benjamin Clinton invented electricity?
  • What do you call all colors put together? Caucasian.
  • We used to go to the bathroom on flat floors and pillows.
  • I wanna be a short 20 year old.
  • Yeah I like white people, my friend Joanna’s white, duh.
  • Kid A: I’m 28, I’m 29, I’m 2010. Kid B: Then you dead.
  • Believe my words or eat my turds.
  • How do pencils grow?
  • Kid: Yeah, we say a gang just walking down the street. Me: Singing do-a-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-do?
  • When we was kids, we used to think we was grown-ups.
  • It came from your face, crudface.
  • You make $5 an hour? I could walk around and find $5 an hour.
  • I had to call her “Ugly,” I didn’t know her name.
  • Sammy: Name one person who has never pooped or peed.
  • Sally: Jesus
  • Sammy: Really?

What was the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say lately?

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  • http://www.jonathancliff.com Jonathan Cliff

    The words//turds quote will find usefullness in my world. Thanks for this!

  • http://afterfb.blogspot.com Zechariah Brewer

    I can’t remember, it was somewhere between “Winning, Duh!” and “Tiger Blood.”

  • Lindsey Rauer

    “How do fish talk to each other?”

    “My dog is blind, so can she read braille?”

    Student: “I don’t know what I’m gonna do when Jersey Shore is over for the season!”
    Me: “Your homework!”
    Student: “Miss R. I think you live in a fantasy world with good students! This is me. I love Jersey Shore. I GTL when I get home. Duh!”

    Student: “Wasn’t Oprah a harlot?”
    Me: “Do you know what a harlot is?”
    Student: “No, but I swear I’ve heard my dad say Oprah was a harlot!”

    I worry about my eighth graders sometimes…

  • http://1sttime0ffender.wordpress.com 1sttime0ffender

    from a discussion about deaf people with Jr
    “If there is American Sign Language is there Mexican Sign Language?”
    and “do all deaf people who can talk have that deaf accent?”

  • http://www.itsthedash.com Justin Gibson

    My wife is doing student teaching and had to explain to several students that when she wrote the word “Bio-tech” on the board, she was not writing “Bee-otch”. They are freshmen, but come on now.

  • http://www.blueprintbaby.com blueprintbaby

    My co-worker calls Alzheimer’s, All-Timers and I’m not really sure she knows the difference and it’s such a heart-breaking thing to correct her on.

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  • http://Xanga.com/rabidmoth Travis frey

    I work at AT&T and we’ve begun collecting our own “daily words of wisdom from the unwise”. This world scares me sometime.

    Vote Travis Frey president for the election of ’24

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  • http://www.jlkjkqwehfjhg.com Shelba Naftali

    There is apparently a bunch to realize about this. I feel you made certain nice points in features also.