Worst Movie Ever: The Championship

April 19, 2011 in tournament tuesday with 18 Comments

Then there were 2.

Today is the Finals of the competition to find out the Worst Movie Ever made. Kinda like the NBA Finals, but exactly like the NBA Finals.

Remember: Vote for the worst movie of the 2. Let’s begin

The Stupids vs Battlefield Earth

The Stupids (Ricky): The Stupids has to be the worst movie ever. What movie can put Bug Hall and Tom Arnold together and expect good results? I could go on, but why not just show you?

Battlefield Earth (Clay): Battlefield Earth is the worst movie ever.

So my opponent found a bad movie made by Tom Arnold? That must’ve been hard considering nine out of every ten movies from him (especially ones titles The Stupids) were atrocious. It is supposed to be terrible. I’m operating in a whole other level here.

Battlefield Earth has been recognized as one of the worst movies in history and the most terrible film of the 2000s. The writer of the movie even accepted an award for that! In addition, the Travolta train wreck has been called one of the worst movies ever by Rotten Tomatoes and Roger Ebert. The movie even won a Razzie for Worst Screen Couple (John Travolta and “anyone on the screen with him.”)

If all that’s not enough consider this breakdown by Wikipedia:

“The movie appeared on Metacritic’s list of the all-time lowest-scoring films, is on the MRQE’s 50 Worst Movies list, and remains on the IMDB bottom 100. It is #1 on both the Bottom 200 movie list at Everyone’s a Critic, and the 100 worst movies list at DigitalDreamDoor.com.”

That is some serious failure. Hey Battlefield Earth, Charlie Sheen just called. He wants you to stop making him look so good.

Hey Battlefield Earth if you had a father he wouldn’t even love you anymore. What’s that? The garbage pile movie does have a father? Yup, sure does.

I haven’t even gone into the man behind this trash heap, L. Ron “The anal probe doesn’t hurt that much” Hubbard. Historians debate whether the L. stands for loser or lunatic but you can’t go wrong either way.

I’ve already taken on the scientologists in the past, both in the war of ideas and in my visit to their HQ in Clearwater, Florida where I managed to penetrate their compound (http://bit.ly/fYeO7N) and narrowly escaped.

So don’t take my word for it friends. Western civilization has already spoken. Battlefield Earth is truly the worst movie ever made. The only way someone wouldn’t realize that is if they’ve already been probed by the aliens.

Vote for the worst, hope for the best.

What are you wearing right now?

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http://www.adaupdates.blogspot.com Scott

Remember that scene in True Lies when Tom Arnold is being shot at and he hides behind the lamp post for cover. That was hilarious.

http://www.tylertarver.com Tyler

it reminds me of that scene in

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http://robshep.com Rob Shepherd

Um…I’m wearing a t-shirt, jeans, superman underwear, white socks and tennis shoes. Is that what you were looking for?

http://www.tylertarver.com Tyler

almost too exactly what i’m looking for

http://bradshimomura.wordpress.com bradshimomura

I’m wearing a skin tight blue shirt with blue tights, my red underwear is on the outside, so it should really be called outerwear. Oh yeah and I have red boots on as well, an no glasses.
http://educlaytion.com Clay Morgan

I’m wearing a a victory smile and an invisibility cloak.

http://www.rickyanderson.me/ Ricky Anderson

It’s a bit creepy that you’re wearing my smile, Clay.

I, on the other hand, am wearing my birthday suit.

I always wear these jeans on my birthday.

http://www.tylertarver.com Tyler

What a coincidence, I’m wearing your birthday suit as well.
http://educlaytion.wordpress.com educlaytion

Woah, I guess the competition heats up after a few days. Now I’ve got work to do. Thanks for letting me know voting was open and I was losing! Time to get my mom involved.

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http://ironicmom.wordpress.com Ironic Mom

My typical answer to “what are you wearing” is this:

“Whatever you want me to.”

But I don’t know you well enough to say that.

So, um, I’ll just click “post comment” anyway.
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http://messiahmom.wordpress.com kristinherdy

A flowery Mu’umu’u – I take my love of math just a bit too far. Also, checking out my rad house slippers and pondering my singleness
http://tamaraoutloud.wordpress.com Tamara

I voted for Clay’s pitch, but only because he used a Word That Sounds Dirty But Isn’t.
http://amandaswrinkledpages.com Amanda Hoving

Gotta go with Clay on this one. The Stupids is just stupid. Battlefield Earth steals life-force cells.