Stuff Students Spittin

April 20, 2011 in quotes with 13 Comments

These are actual things I have heard the future leaders of our galaxy say with their voices. If you’ve missed it or want a trip down Recolllection Avenue, try out what students are speakin, say, said, sayin, and summer school saying.


Don’t you hate it when you snort 2 lines of crack before school and then get drug tested?

…ah Atlanta, I wanted to be born there but now it’s too late.

When I was at my old house I used to doodoo in the tub, and my pawpaw had to get it out with his hands.

Are you going to say Thank You? No, she owes me.

It smells like birthday in here.

Why you all white? All you white.

I’ll be Hitler.

He’s been stronger for years and days. Forever.

You a kid. [me: I'm 25]. You got a momma? Then you a kid.

That boy’s sittin there thinkin about math. I know cause I’m smart like Raven.

She get on my nerves cause she is the ground.

Tarver, you’re a liar, always have been.

Just marry for money, because after time you just end up not liking each other but you can’t get a divorce cause it’s just too complicated and expensive.

Do you have any marbles to show us? (as opposed to the common phrase she was going for: For all the marbles.)

Why y’all lookin at me? I ain’t a ghost.

What’s the stupidest/strangest thing you’ve heard lately?

Seriously guys, it’s like this stuff writes itself. 

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  • http://guidetowomen.wordpress.com Sharideth Smith

    a bunch of drunk guys decided to dub my husband “Boy George” when we shooting pool the other night. why? he was wearing a pork pie hat. but i’m pretty sure the fact that he also has a massive beard contributed.

    idiots.

  • http://www.josephblogolog.blogspot.com Joseph Kinnaird

    Why do the moon be followin’ me when I’m in the car?

  • http://beckeye.blogspot.org becki

    a college student last night @ our bible study on the content of the book we’re studying: “it’s lightly dense.” (this was shortly after his 2 uses of double negatives)

    my coworker today at her desk “I don’t want to answer my phone because I know someone on the other end is calling me.” (what else is the phone for)

  • http://brynnloves.wordpress.com Brynn

    girl in my education studies class, as my professor was teaching how to “assess for learning”:
    “if the technique doesn’t work, then what do we do? should we avoid that student?”

    to be fair, i’m pretty sure english wasn’t her first language…

  • http://notsoreligiousfollowerofchrist.blogspot.com/ Heather Summers

    The 7 year old boy I tutor:

    How old are you? (me: 22) And you’re not married yet? You’re never going to get married now. You’ll probably work at McDonalds too.

    People with red hair are cooler than everyone else because they’re the only people that can have red freckles.

    I’ll probably be a smoothie maker when I grow up because nurses don’t make much money.

    Your eyes give me a headache when you look at me like that. Stop looking at me!

  • http://considerthedandelion.blogspot.com/ Mandie

    kindergarten kid: how much do you weigh?
    me: uhhh
    kindergarten kid: more than four?
    me: yes. more than four.

  • http://www.itsthedash.com Justin Gibson

    Walking through Target getting groceries I heard a mother yell at her daughter,

    “GET YOUR NASTY, FILTHY HANDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!! UGHH, here… hold the chicken.”

    Well chicken sounded good for dinner.

  • Lindsey Wood

    “I’ll be Hitler.” -David Kizer

  • @DaniJoy94

    Conversation between a kindergartner and his teacher (my friend):

    kid: when you die, can you still have babies?

    teacher: no, you can’t.

    kid: why? does your uterus fall out?

    teacher: ….

  • Danielle Martin

    “Just marry for money, because after time you just end up not liking each other but you can’t get a divorce cause it’s just too complicated and expensive.”

    -Me; I sound like a tool. Oh well, it’s probably true more or less than 50% of the time. I hope in your case it’s not. Good luck!

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