Dear Tim Riggins

August 25, 2011 in letters with 5 Comments

DEAR TIM,

Hey. What’s up? Not your GPA, ohh burn.

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that, I’m just jealous like a 14 year old girl whose friend got a lot prettier/more “mature” over the summer and I’m still ugly and no one likes me as much especially my wife Amanda cause she won’t shutup about you.

Do you ever write run-on sentences?

Do you ever write?

I think it’s cool that you have long hair. My wife is making me grow mine out so it’s easier for her to pretend I’m you when I give her hugs and flowers and crap.

Do you and Lila end up together?

I hope so. Her voice got on my nerves, but Tyra was just a female embodiment of bad decisions.

I know you’re just a part played by Taylor Kitsch, but if you or him ever meet my wife in real life I will probably just start screaming on the spot like a kid in Wal-Mart that wants a toy so I can distract her until you leave.

You look rad in blue.

Why do you have to be so honorable but still kinda break the law and stuff? You should just become a cop or actor. You could be in an X-Men movie or something.

Are they going to make a Gambit spinoff? I hope so like an Obama campaign.

Dearest Tim, I can’t agree with all of your morals, but dang if you’re not a likable dude. Maybe sometime we can go coach peewee football together.

Oh, you’re busy being rich and famous and attractive.

That’s cool, just keep wearing blue. Keep wearing it well.

Love,

Tyler

Ps Seriously, please stay away from my wife cause she thinks it might be true love and don’t want to get plastic surgery.

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  • http://www.robshep.com Rob Shepherd

    This is classic Tyler, “but Tyra was just a female embodiment of bad decisions.” I may have to steal that line.

  • CoreyG

    Friday Night Lights is the best.

  • http://guidetowomen.wordpress.com Sharideth

    he’s a punk.

  • Jamie

    My husband & I just watched 4 seasons of FNL on Netflix and then got the free trial subscription to Hulu+ so we could close out strong but still cheap. My husband feels the same about TimRiggins as you do. If I met TimRiggins in real life I’d follow him around and say his name like that weird kid Beau.

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