13 Thoughts

January 26, 2012 in 13 thoughts with 5 Comments

1. If you do one thing today, keep breathing.

2. If you do two, I would really appreciate it 100 times if you’d click this link and vote for Tyler Tarver Studios.

3. Seriously, refer to number 2 and do that pretty please. I don’t give out attractive pleases very often, so embrace.

4. By “do number 2″, I don’t mean that one thing that causes a mess.

5. Remember the Power Ranger’s Post I did? No. Cool. Well this dude did a drawing of my suggestion of Donald Glover for the role of the Black Ranger. Six words, 3 syllables: Awesome.

6. How bout that America? How’s she doing?

7. Finally got caught up on Breaking Bad. Oh Walter White, you scurvy dog you. Also, Dear Writers: Haunting, and I literally mean Haunting ending to that one dude’s life. Love, Tyler.

7. I made up a joke today while I was teaching and it wasn’t that funny then but I’m going to Tweet it later and hopefully it’ll stay unfunny and everyone will hate it and cuss at me behind my back.

8. I’m going to the Killer Tribes Conference officially now. You wanna meet up and have forced awkward conversation with me and then go play Freeze Tag and become BFF for ever? Cool. Cool Cool Cool.

9. Facial Hair: Face Poop or All-Natural Blemish Cover?

10. All I’ve eaten in the past 23 hours is 2 things of string cheese back-to-back. I’m so hungry I could eat the Black Eyed Peas. Not Fergie or Will.I.Am, they’re too expensive, or the other dudes cause they’re too strange. I mean real black eyed peas, like the food.

11. Did you vote for my new company yet or should I bring it up again?

12. I’m thinking about making a Stuff Students Say video since everyone is getting rich and famous from those kinds of videos (replace stuff with spit but change the p), and I got bills to pay so why take a half-court buzzer shot for a few views? Pride? Nope, lost that a long time ago.

13. Thoughts.

In the comments, what are some things students/high school kids say?

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  • http://guidetowomen.wordpress.com/ guide to women

    “thirty is so old.”

    i held my breath while voting.

    we can finally throw rocks at stuff when you get to nashville.

  • http://thebeardedidealist.com/ Stephen Haggerty

    I don’t care what students say as long as they’re not saying it to me (<– what??!??)

    I voted for your studio.

    This post reminded me of the  Sunscreen Song in its every-line-a-new-adage appeal.

  • http://mandiemariebee.wordpress.com/ Amanda

    “Why are you so short?”
    “How old are you?”
    “Why aren’t you married?”
    “She said something about underwears and farts.”
    “I’m almost as tall as you.”

  • http://educlaytion.com/ Clay Morgan

    Voted like Survivor. Counted 7 twice. Often tell jokes that students don’t get only to use them elsewhere (like Canada). Am 80% sure I can go to Killer Tribes conference. You should do a students video. I’d buy it.

  • http://theadventuresofgabriella.blogspot.com/ gabriella

    Voted for you. And yes to 12!!