Okay, so when I was in college I started a list. A list of things I wanted to do before July 13, 2075. Which is, obviously, the day I’ll die according to day4death.com.
So, I figured I’d document my progress seeing as how this is my site and I can do pretty much whatever I want. I named it Before I’m Burger, because burgers are served horizontally, which is most likely how I’ll end up, unless of course I get stuck with a javelin into a tree. Dang you Olympic games. Wanted another name but turns out The Buried Life and The Bucket List were already taken.
My list of things to do before I die.
- attend a jack johnson concert
- write a song that’s played on the radio
- go cliff diving
- go skydiving
- go backstage
- bench press 300 lbs
- grow my hair out past my chin
- go to a concert with my daughter
- play soccer with foreign kids
- play real rugby
- get a manchester united jersey
- trade shirts with a stranger
- make a documentary
- lead 2 people to the Lord in one day
make a video presented to 3000+ people- go on a road trip with just 3 girls
- do a superman on a wakeboard
- land a backflip
- do a 180 on a snowboard
- find a buried treasure
- harbor someone i just met
- blade a halfpipe
- sing “ice ice baby” to 10+ people
- go real rockclimbing
- learn latin
- learn sign language
- get in a real fight for a good reason
restore something with my dadcall my mom every day for a weekstart an annual event (3 year min)- draw a self-portrait
- draw myself as a superhero
- ride in a hot air balloon
- ace a test
- shave my head
- don’t smile for one whole day
get a quidditch jersey- own something that appeared in a harry potter movie
- get a magic wand (10 in min)
- organize a scavenger hunt
- climb to the top of a tree (post college)
- dance to ‘fair’ by remy zero
- do 3 successful rainbow kicks in a row
- fight in an octagon
- fall in love
- play tackle football in the rain
- filibuster for 1 straight hour
- buy someone’s dinner anonymously
- meet the president
write a book- see a live episode of snl
- do the notebook rain scene
- meet rob bell
- attend the sundance film festival
- play horse with lebron james
- hold a political office
- go to a sermon at mars hill
- interview weird al yankovic
- be in a skit with the lonely island dudes
- play catch with my son
be on the cover of a magazinemake a song & music videoget 1 million total views on youtube- get a video with over 100,000 views
- not speak for a whole day
- not put on a shirt for a week
get something named after me- backpack through europe
- bike across america
- pay for a stranger’s groceries
- touch the play like a champion today Notre Dame sign
- get in the guinness book of world records
- make $100 street performing
- experience zero gravity
- learn to surf
- teach a class
preach a sermon- start a blog
- win a contest
- win a video game tournament
- swim with dolphins
- be on the news
- get a tattoo
- memorize 100 Bible verses
- run 400m less than a min (post knee injury)
- run a marathon
- win my division in a race
- win a 5k (overall)
- do a 100 mile bike race
- do a triathlon
- win a triathlon (division)
- write, direct, or appear in a full length movie
- mountain bike on the alps
- get my masters
be a guest speaker- get shot with a paintball gun, bare chest
- design a shirt and sell it online
- adopt a child
- have a mohawk for a day
- do 100 real pushups without stopping
- get my doctorate
The first 46 were made written in 2006, the rest I wrote after seeing The Buried Life, and stole a couple of theirs.
What’s on your list?







