Here are some….you know the drill (not personally, but his name is Dewitt and he’ll screw you up).

Boom. Big haul this week.

Did you buy my book for only 5 dollars?

Want to? 

Cool, cool cool.

Hello Your Eyes, I have some presents for you.

What’s that smell?

Wait for it….

Who is your favorite superhero besides President Obama?

Look at these with your eyes, not your face. We’ve already got way too many face injuries here. What? Just look at the photographs.

Power Rangers Hoodies? Yes please.

In the Comments: How many times do you use the restroom in a day?

I’ll go first, then I’ll probably have to go again. 

Also, pretty please go here and vote for Tyler Tarver Studios for Best Videographer. Please.

I know it sucks to have to enter an email then vote, but in 2 minutes, you can make a grafeful best friend forever.

Feast your eyeballs on these little darlings.

This last one is a pic I took of a shot from 6 hours of the dude who was an extra as a waiter in the pilot episode of Seinfeld because I was going 10 over on the interstate to get past an 18-Wheeler cause I was going to be late to volunteer at a church conference. I know, the law is the law is the law is I don’t have to like it because I like not giving away money.

What’s the slowest/fastest over you’ve ever gotten pulled over for?

What’s that you say? Pictures? Oh yeah, we’ve got that crap.

If you chose the next President of the United States, who would it be?

I don’t think my comments add anything to the pictures. So here they are, unadulterated and void of my lame humor.

…and the end.

What is your favorite year of all time?

What’s that you say, Eyes? Oh, you’re welcome, and don’t you look at her, she’s a lady.

90% of all frat guys post-college.

I bet it's originally something with lavender or turds, or a mix, like Lavender Brown.

It's not racist cause I don't get it.

Just think if they knew how to text too, it'd be worse than........something bad.

2nd Greatest 64 game ever.

Best. Thing. Ever.

That worst and truest thing for a teacher.

hahahahahahhaahhaa teachers. so teachery.

I don't think it's offense, but I was only pre-med for one semester, and pre-playa for a week.

What is your favorite cartoon of all time? 

For Clark, and you, there, in the shirt, yeah you, no, him, yes, still reading? Not anymore.

Republicans…am I right? (Ps The tagged website is not in affiliation with myself, just ran across it like Pac-Man)

Does the thing in the middle remind you of MASH? That’s all I got out of it.

I wish our school cafeterias were composed of these.

Okay, so stare at the + sign, stare for a while and all of the color will disappear like a $20 bill at the movies.

Awww, just think, you eat real baby lobsters cause you’re a horrible person.

Tom catches Jerry.

I cannot count the number of creatures students have drawn to garner extra points. I am no so generous.

Power of the wolf, or bear. Probably bear, or bare.

Out.

What’s the scariest movie you’ve ever seen? 

If your eyes don’t know then just punch ‘em in the face.

You skipped the first one and saw the second one then relooked at the first one. Didn’t you. DIDN’T YOU!

HAHAHAHA yeah that’s true cause I’m a teacher.

I’m a history major. I teach math. Just multiply this graph by 2, if you even can.

RIP Head and Shoulders.

I don’t know who I feel sorriest for.

Every dang time.

I love my dad.

Life’s greatest battle.

Don’t plan on sleeping this week.

What’s the coolest thing you’ve ever found on the ground?

I’ll go first.