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I’ll Shoot Your Wedding

Warning: This post is not me desperately trying to make you love me through my attempts at humor and/or confusion. It is for promotional reasons. Precede at your own risk.

Take a quick break from eyeballing the incessant compilations of words I’ve been writing, and enjoy a nice quick offer/promotional thing, courtesy of my hands on the keyboard. Precisely.

Here’s the skinny like a flag pole: I want to video your wedding. That’s correct, I am breaking into the wedding videography dance like an 8th grader making a move on the pretty girl at the Homecoming Dance.

Photo courtesy of CrystalGoss.com

My problem is, I need some demos. I need something to show people so they’ll think, “hey, I’m getting married and this video is amazing and awesome and not dangerous so you’re hired Tyler Tarver.”

I have filmed several weddings up to this point, but the problem is, I haven’t filmed any with my new equipment.

I just recently purchased a Canon 7D and Canon 60D, with 3 lenses. I also got a lot of higher-end audio equipment for the sound aspect of the ceremony. I edit with Final Cut Pro and I use the thoughts inside my head to create the video.

I’m hoping to not only just do weddings, but also some more commercials and random stupid videos that change lives but not humans just animal lives.

So, I will film your wedding, or your friend’s wedding, or anyone’s wedding in the world, for a very very very discounted price, until the end of 2011. Then I’ll film it for an extremely reasonable price every day after that.

But Tyler, I want you so bad, and I want to save hundreds, nay, thousands on a top notch wedding video, but I don’t live in Arkansas. What can I do? I’m so scared.

Calm down child, I’ll go anywhere and still give the same “lower rates than anyone you can find”, as long as you cover the travel (my 2011 prices plus travel are still going to be lower than most anyone not including travel).

In conclusion: 

  1. I’ll film your wedding at a lower cost than anyone else
  2. I’ve got legit equipment and experience
  3. Contact me. 

You can email me at tylertarver@gmail.com, or hit me up via any social media avenue you want.

FYI: I am only doing the almost half price deal for weddings happening in 2011. I need some videos with my new equipment before the Bridal Fair in January.

But I’m getting married in 2012 or later and I’d love for you to film it. 

Excellent, hit me up and I’ll still give you a great deal, just not half off.

I still love you though.

Thanks for your time and sorry for just promoting myself, but it’s kinda in the title of the site so I have to.

Ben vs Tyler

The winner winner chicken named Brinner from last week’s video goes to….Cynthia. Congrat C-Money, I’ll mail that along with the past 3 months of awards hopefully soon. I actually got there and labeled a couple 2 days ago but the line was too long and I had to go teach cause my prep ended like an NBC show.

Today’s video was one of the first videos I ever made. The problem was the original song was blocked so we had to do a different one. I think YouTube finally allowed it. Here it is like words that start with an “i”.

I know right?

Fun Fact: That’s legitimately the amount we could move cause we had played an all-day softball tournament the day before and could barely move. HAHA LOL BRB ROTFL SDGL:NWROINGWO{S!!!!!!!

If you post it on Facebook/Twitter/blog, then comment that you did and you’re entered to win something. Anything! As soon as I can mail it. 

Tutoring Rap

Here’s a little diddy we got to make after tutoring a day last week. Think: George Michael meets Hughey Lewis and the News meets Hey! Arnold.

That’s a hundred million sold right there.

If you want a chance to win something from the video, just Facebook/Twitter/Blog this video.

Let me know that you did in the comments. 

Markin: Sport of Danger

The winner of last week’s giveaway is….Ben Pattinson! Congrats, I’ll will ship my pathfinder and/or something insignificant to you as soon as I can before the beginning of 2032. No, seriously, email or DM or message me your address and I’ll get that prize to you as soon as I can deliver the past 8 prizes.

Sadly, the video rap I made for this week can not be posted due to a permission issue with one of the performers. I am hoping it will be approved and posted next week.

However, I realized I never made a specific post for one of the 1st videos I did, so, here it is, the greatest sport since checkers.

I know right?!?!?!?!?lsdgjSDF???AFSDa/?

Same rules apply, you promote this on Facebook or whatever else, then leave a comment on this, then you’re entered to win a prize from/about the video!!!!

Good luck and good night.  

I Jump over a Pathfinder

Last week’s winner from the Super Summer Video is……dot dot dot…..Josh Inmon! Congrats fart-smuggler. I’ll tell you in person cause you won’t read this.

This week, I decided to get back to my roots, and then I changed my mind and went with my instincts, then switched that are started going with my gut.

A few of you may remember this like Kobe Bryant gem from a couple years ago.

Well, I decided to top that and make him look stupid like a dummy.

Boom. Success.

If you want to get a prize related to the video or even in the video, please Facebook/Tweet/Blog the link to this post and let me know you did in the comments. 

Expect 2-89 days for delivery. Seriously, I’ve got about 7 I’m hopefully mailing out this weekend, and by hopefully, I mean I have to. 

Super Summer “Real Stories” Interviews

The winner of last week’s InFANTception video is…….Rhiannon. Congrats, expect 2-48 business days for delivery of your prize.

This week’s video is 4 months in the making. Mainly cause I forgot about it for a while and then filmed it a couple months ago, but then got home and the audio was screwed up so finally got it and edited and I’m still talking but not any mo

I know this is a promo for this camp, but you can STILL WIN SOMETHING FROM OR RELATED TO THE VIDEO.

Just Facebook/Twitter/Blog this post, you’re entering in the drawing. Just tell me in the comments that you gave it some love.

InFANTception

The winner of last week’s video drawing is….no one I guess cause no one said in the comments that they posted it somewhere. But, I’m not heartless like the dude that Jim Carrey fought in his daydream in Dumb and Dumber, so the prize is going to Monica Shepherd cause she left a comment and had twins this week.

Here’s today’s video, courtesy of my son’s perfect timing and the awesome Inception Trailer music.

He was made for this.

As always, if you want to win something from the video (probably my wife’s guitar), be sure to Facebook/Twitter/Blog this link by next Friday and make sure to tell me you did in the comments of this post.

For all the money in the world.

Twilight: Eclipse Original Trailer

The winner of last Friday’s Skillz Giveaway is……Zechariah. Congrats dude, now you get to wait 4 years before I go to the post office. I’m a big fan of the surprise/procrastination. Jk. Hopefully I’m going by Monday, hear that J-Mac and 1stTimeOffender? Expect it, next week.

3 Reasons This Video is late getting up today.

  1. I started it at 10 this morning.
  2. The first time I published/uploaded it they were all like, “hey, copyright, blah blah blah”, so I had to redo it.
  3. You know

This is in no way a response to the New Moon one I did like 2 years ago, like, um, like, no way Jose.

That’s a movie I’d pay millions to see.

Your millions, not mine.

As always, if you want to win something from the video (probably a Kristen Stewart), be sure to Facebook/Twitter/Blog this link by next Friday and make sure to tell me you did in the comments of this post.

For all the children…

 

My Skillz: A Video Documentary

The winner of last Friday’s Worst Video Ever Giveaway is……Jonathan McCrary. Congrats JM, you will become richer than Midas’ tires.

For this week’s video, I wanted to showcase some a few of my Skillz.

I know, right?

As always, if you want to win something from the video (probably a basketball goal), be sure to Facebook/Twitter/Blog this link by next Friday and make sure to tell me you did in the comments of this post.

For all the marbles…

DO NOT WATCH: The Worst Video Ever

The winner from last Friday’s Charlie Sheenaway is….1st Time Offender. Congrats dude, you’re championship is of a champion.

This week, I set out to make a video that no one can watch. I think I succeeded.

Seriously, you’ll hate it.

If you want a chance to win something from the video (the fire?) just Facebook/Twitter/Blog it and let me know you did in the comments.

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