So, about a week and a half ago, I buckled down, parted my hair, and asked the hard-hitting relevant questions to the best lookin guy I know. My son was up to the challenge.
Since it’s practically afternoon and around this time my 3 beautiful regulars have given up on me, I thought it would be a great time to see how pathetic I can look by asking you questions and getting no responses. I had originally planned to do another Pictures of Win post, but apparently I did that like so 2000 and late.
So, I’m just do what every unoriginal phony with a lack of time or creativity does in situations like this, copy off of someone else. I honor him here. I don’t even know why I have a site, this is like the 3rd time I’ve ripped something off this dude. I mean, people do question posts all the time, but on the same day? That’s tacky, myself, that’s just tacky. Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
I have 2 very important questions and you may answer them honestly or not honestly at all, makes no difference (which means subtraction in math) to me, just leave something so I don’t jump off a bridge. Which we all know is dangerous cause boats are crazy.
1. What is your most recent favorite TV show?
2. What is the last awesome YouTube video clip you watched? (links welcome)
1. Parks and Recreation. Thought it’d be a rip of The Office, but turns out it’s got it’s own characters and I find myself projectile laughing numerous time throughout an episode.
2. The Swagger Wagon. This video is actually like 47 in internet years, but I was just sent it by the too fly Jordan Graves. Better late than to be or not to be.
Just in case you were not in attendance, here are a few videos that aired at The City Church recently.
The Easter video.
We just finished up a series called Guerrilla Lovers, where we had an assignment each week to show a surprise act of love towards others. So, our trusty bud Kenny the Gorilla got on the case.
Here’s week 3′s attempt.
This last one is just an announcement video that doesn’t involve a real life gorilla like the last ones, and is probably the most disgusting thing you’ll ever see.
The first and last time that’ll ever happen. Ugh.
In conclusion, if you’re ever within 3-4 hundred miles of Little Rock, and you wanna take a break from peddling crack, come check out The City Church. Because while you’re there, we’ll rob your house. Just kidding.
I made a video to promote the “Cooperative Program” that the Arkansas Baptist State Convention does for Super Summer Arkansas this year. You can check them out at absc.org
So, I was sitting at home not knitting one night, when I thought about this show I watched once in 10th grade during its first season called Survivor. Something with an island and a guy named Richard and maybe a hatch or something. So I checked it out and turns out they were having a last chance audition due in about 1 hour and 48 minutes. I figured “why snot?”
Long story a little longer, I crapped something out and here it is.
Turns out, I tried submitting it at 13 minutes til deadline and the server was slammed so it didn’t even go through.
Either way, here that crap is.
Oh yeah, it’s my birthday, so buy me something expensive, or some sheet rock.
You know, I just really want you to guard and protect my heart.
So, I thought of this a while back, and it didn’t turn out like I wanted, but something’s better than nothing. Except when you’re talking about malaria.
Seriously, tweet “gimme dat magic” to @rainnwilson and text it to 62582 with a lol in front.
We all know by now that Lady Gaga is nuttier than Snicker poo, but dang my face if her songs aren’t catchy like small pox in the early 1500′s.
However, enough very talented people have YouTube accounts and have covered a few of her little gems. I thought I’d present you with a few I’ve seen over the past few days.
If you only have time to watch one, skip to the last one. I’m not even kidding around even a little bit.
This is the U of Oregon all male singing people group (UOOAMSPG). I’m not sure, but I think they’re sponsored by Nike too.
I don’t know what it is, but all dude groups can play the jazz outta some Miss Gaga.
Now this kid, this kid’s got what it takes. Bieber who?
Gosh, I’m not kidding, this little dude’s in 6th grade and I’m pretty sure he’s my mother stinkin role model. Look at those girls in the background, a few of the chicks are completely oblivious that this kid is the epitome of awesome, and the ones that do are biting their lips and hoping they can get a seat next to him tomorrow in the cafeteria.
It has long been accepted by my brain and body that I do not possess any great skills of note. However, I have recently come across a few people that do, so I’d thought I’d share. Hey, maybe that’s my skill. SuperSharer. I do share farts occasionally. Seriously? A fart joke? Has it come to that Tyler? Videos.