This went down at The Stand Retreat this weekend. Refer to title.

For Ricky…

What’s your favorite post you’ve written ever? 

Seriously, bring it. I wanna read it. 

Here are some willing participants in at Elevation donning their favorite movie quotes. Like a boss? No, like a managerial assistant.

I forgot to link Nate (the blonde dude that looks like a Ken doll), so I’m correcting that here.

In the comments, don’t say anything. NOT A FREAKING WORD!

Or else I’ll love you. 

Ps If you want to give a dollar a day that I run until I don’t run one day or just give a dollar, click here to donate to my charity:water campaign (that isn’t looking so hot). If you donate anything, preferably 73 cents, I will write a letter to anyone in the world that you want. For realz. 

Here’s another PSA (Principal Starbucks Astronaut), for your (mom’s) viewing pleasure.

In the comments, who’s that girl just a walkin down the street singing do ah diddy diddy dum diddy do?

If you get a chance, please go donate 2 dollars or less or more to my charity:water campaign. I’ve ran 2 days in a row so I haven’t quit yet. I’m only $972 away from the goal and every little bit helps. Thank you (for not smoking). 

I don’t usually get all personal and crap on here (more often the former than the latter), but I am dedicating today to my miniature schnauzer we gave away yesterday.

After a year and a half, 5 video appearances, and 1.1 million views, I present my Ode to Tenley: Greatest Hits.

The first video in the lineup was her first video appearance, and was the only one of mine to ever get on thedailywh.at. That posting let to 26,000 views in 2 days, and about 7 in the year since. I view it as a metaphor for our struggle in a dying industrial age.

Second video is my most viewed, and her appearance led to a spawn of comments telling me I was the Devil because I decided to hold onto her leg as opposed to letting her fall to the ground. PETA don’t scare me. That’s a lie, they terrify me.

The last one was an announcement video Tenley costarred in with her BFF Juno. I will never reproduce this, because after scrubbing everything off, I went running and could literally smell and feel the peanut butter oozing out of my face as I started sweating.

Just like your namesake was second to Vienna, you just happened to be second to Juno, therefore was not given the rose.

Much love, Tenley.

If you so desire, in the comments give an ode to your favorite pet. 

Or just tell me a cool pet name you heard once that you can play off like was yours. 

Watch out Anderson Cooper, cause there’s a new duo in town and they’re not your eyes.

In, the comments: What’s your all-time favorite movie of all time?

I’ll go first.