Pictures of Win: Part 38

Hello Your Eyes, I have some presents for you. What’s that smell?

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Getting to Know Your Face

I was going to do a 13 Thoughts post today, but then I was thinking “Francis [what I call myself], I think people have heard enough about you. Also, your fly is unzipped.” After XYZPDQ, I figured I’d just ask a couple questions for you handsome ladies and pretty gentlemen

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Dating Videos

Here’s a Dating Video for your Viewing Pleasure. Why did I capitalize a lot of words in that sentence? I honestly have no idea. If you want to see just my Video in full, check it out on the Facebook Page. We already know Sharideth’s, so what was your worst

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Important Questions for Attractive People

I’m almost finished writing a new book. It’s a book comprised of letters to famous people. I’ve titled it: “Letters to Famous People” Abstract, I know. I’m taking last minute requests on the last few people/things/places/whatevers I should write to. 1. Who should I write a letter to in my

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To-Do List

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Dear Mark Wahlberg or Matt Damon

Here’s a letter I wrote for the handsome/dangerous Scott Moore of the Scott Moore Body. Check him out and read this letter like the alphabet. Dear Matt Damon or Mark Wahlberg, Hey you two! Or you one. I don’t know honestly, I can’t tell you apart. I guess it’s like

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Pictures of Win: Part 37

Wait for it…. Who is your favorite superhero besides President Obama?

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New Dance Moves

With all these young hooligans and ragamuffins running amuck (2 laps around the track), I thought I’d educate the decades prior about what the kiddos are up to. Here are some new dance moves these kids may or may not be doing. I just said that. I just said that.

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To-Do List

What’s on your List today?

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S*uff High School Students Say

Bandwagon, here I come. I’ve heard every single one of these in class, most more than 40 times. What did I miss? 

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