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I was going to do a 13 Thoughts post today, but then I was thinking “Francis [what I call myself], I think people have heard enough about you. Also, your fly is unzipped.” After XYZPDQ, I figured I’d just ask a couple questions for you handsome ladies and pretty gentlemen
Here’s a Dating Video for your Viewing Pleasure. Why did I capitalize a lot of words in that sentence? I honestly have no idea. If you want to see just my Video in full, check it out on the Facebook Page. We already know Sharideth’s, so what was your worst
I’m almost finished writing a new book. It’s a book comprised of letters to famous people. I’ve titled it: “Letters to Famous People” Abstract, I know. I’m taking last minute requests on the last few people/things/places/whatevers I should write to. 1. Who should I write a letter to in my
Here’s a letter I wrote for the handsome/dangerous Scott Moore of the Scott Moore Body. Check him out and read this letter like the alphabet. Dear Matt Damon or Mark Wahlberg, Hey you two! Or you one. I don’t know honestly, I can’t tell you apart. I guess it’s like
With all these young hooligans and ragamuffins running amuck (2 laps around the track), I thought I’d educate the decades prior about what the kiddos are up to. Here are some new dance moves these kids may or may not be doing. I just said that. I just said that.