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13 Thoughts

May 17, 2012 in 13 thoughts with 1 Comment

Today is Award’s Day for my classes. Aptly titled the 2012 United States Awards Show Extravaganza of America 4 Life.
You can follow student Tweets at #USASEOA4L2012.
I know the timing of posts and such has been…irregular, to say the least. I’m hoping to get that back under control when my wife stops having kids all the time last week.
Ashton Kutcher is playing Steve Jobs? Opinions? Do we have those about this situation? Question Mark? Who’s Mark?
Our young Podcast, The Courtesy Laugh, has made the front page of iTunes’ “New and Noteworthy” list. Excitement. That’s the word I’m looking for.
I seriously want to thank all of you who listened, downloaded, and/or rated it on iTunes. You are so much hero I owe you a Jet Li movie.
I am wearing a vest today. I also enjoy Justin Timberlake. These 2 points are related like everyone with the last name Smith.
I’ve got some Senior Pictures and a Wedding I recently shot that’ll hopefully revive Studio Sunday like every character on Vampire Diaries at one point in time.
New Girl, Parks & Rec, and Community. If you don’t love these shows, I honestly don’t think we would ever understand each other in a same language conversation.
I’ve always wanted to work on my body language, but tattoos look painful.
Congrats to America for all the pizza. You guys have really outdone yourself.
My wife is incredible. I’m not saying this to suck up or brown nose or whatever the stupid kids are saying to make fun of the smart kids for being polite to a teacher these days, because she sincerely does not read this. But she is incredible.
Also, Caramel Frappachinos. Always and Forever.

Love,

Tyler

Ps In the Comments, what’s your Starbucks drink forever and always.

Proof My Son will be President of the World

May 16, 2012 in video with 7 Comments

Read the title again like you mean it.

Told you so.

TCL 3: Rise of The Courtesy Laugh

May 15, 2012 in TCL with 1 Comment

Time for the 3rd Installment of the Christopher Nolan directed Podcast of Casts. Why am I Capitalizing Seemingly spontaneous worDs? Maybe they indicate a Code? Maybe I’m an Idiot?

Stay til the end of the Post to see some never before seen or be able to be seen because it’s verbal Exclusive Clips!!!

This Episode is totally FREE like an unnecessary yell. We talk about Superhero movies, Donald Glover, Saved by the Bell, Knox’s hatred for a noble young actor, talk to Chad Gibbs about something, and read a dramatic scene from The Notebook.

Lots of junk you’ll love or your money back times a million.

Listen to it below or Get it on iTunes Here, and rate it if you get a second and want us to love you sooooo much.

What was your least Favorite part?

Exclusive Clips not in the PodCast:

Tyler’s Impersonations of Knox, Jared, Joseph, and Tyler

Things Tyler Is Worse Than

LOLdemort

Why Tyler Talks Fast

Joseph’s Mom Doesn’t Love Him

To-Do List: Feigning Surprise

May 14, 2012 in to do list with 1 Comment

Pictures of Win: Part 45

May 11, 2012 in pictures of win with 2 Comments

Happy Friday, Crabcakes. Yeah you.

Special Delivery

May 10, 2012 in family with 6 Comments

About 9 months ago my wife and I ordered a kid and it finally came in.

We named her Ezra Quinn, after her name.

If my Arm Wasn’t my Arm

May 9, 2012 in recommedations with 12 Comments

The other day I was thinking to myself, “Hey, watch out for that pole, dude” and then I ran into this dang pole.

When I woke up a few days later, I thought “What if I woke up and they replaced my arm with some other object?”

You think it’ll never happen? You ever had an itchy arm? I’ll scratch that mug like a lottery ticket and sometimes you just need to know your options.

Here are some things I’d change that thing into:

Chainsaw Arm: Just like that dude from Army of Darkness, I’d switch that thing out like a 6th man. Impractical? Um, psh….zombie protection, locked door unlocker, sandwhich slicer…THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS LIKE A FREAKIN CIRCLE. Trust me, I’m a math teacher, not a meth teacher.

Flower Arm: Because it would smell nice, I’d always have something to give my wife if she’s mad that I can’t pick up stuff cause I have a flower arm, and I could say “Flower Power” and zap people with it because I like laser flowers.

Spoon Arm: I love cereal and I love cuddling so put those hands together, well, not hands, but like, spoon and hand, or flower if you haven’t switched them out yet.

Pizza Arm: A guy’s gotta eat. I know what you’re thinking…not heathy Tyler, your metabolism, more like…NONmetabolism. Hahaha Yeah I need to eat more salads.

Long Arm: Maybe I just get the one I got but in super stretched version. You know when you’re in bed all enjoying the warmth under your ceiling fan and your pillow is all like “dude this is a great time to tell you that I just love your face and plus I smell like mango”, but then you realize the dang lights are on. Just get that long arm out and flip that switch like you’re saving the world in an unrealistic action movie.

Money Arm: So I could buy a cool car.

What would you stick on your arm if you could switch it out?

TCL Episode 2: This Podcast is a Wonderland

May 8, 2012 in TCL with 1 Comment

People PEOPLE hey Peopl PEEPS peep peep. Hey, guess what….it…is…here.

We have recorded and published the 2nd moderately to less enthralling episode of The Courtesy Laugh entitled…wait for it….wait for it….even though you saw it in the title…..wait…..This Podcast is a Wonderland.

That’s right, you guessed it. This Episode we talk about bears, and by bears, I mean John Mayer, Pinterest, and answer every question in the world.

You can Subscribe to the Podcast Here, where you can also give us a 5 star rating and comment about how much you love how our voices sound like something you’d walk by on the street and spit on.

Here’s the audio if you don’t want to go all the way to iTunes WHICH YOU SHOULD, but hey, if it ain’t easy cheesy, it ain’t dairy. So, again, audio below of Ep 2. [If you missed Ep 1 about Ryan Gosling and the Hunger Games, well I just linked it didn't I? You can also get it on iTunes as well]

Also, you can like our Facebook Page where we’ll have questions, giveaways, and free words if that’s something you’re into. I would link the Twitter but I can’t ever remember it because it has an underscore somewhere in there and underscores rub me the wrong way like a gypsy masseuse.